Calling All Night Owls

For anyone in Canada – that’s you, Canuck! – I’ll be on the radio live tonight on a show called “Holder Tonight” hosted by Peter Anthony Holder. It airs on CJAD in Montreal and CFRB in Toronto, and will be available via streaming audio on both web sites. Oh, did I mention that my segment won’t start until 1:30 am?

Stay awake and listen! That’s what Red Bull is for!


  1. PAUL

    Make sure and mention the following:
    1) Carey Price is crap and Patrick Roy couldn’t shine Martin Brodeur’s skates.
    2) It must be hard for you Maple Leafs fans to understand how difficult it is to win so many championships since most of you weren’t even alive when they won their last one.
    3) The Canadiens were once the Yankees of the NHL, but now they’re the Seattle Mariners.
    4) Ask if any fans of either team would like to call in and provide suggestions of how to deal with your repeated Yankee-heartbreak a bit better since they have such vast experience with it and both the Canadiens and Maple Leafs are going to miss the playoffs this year.

    They’ll appreciate the candor. Trust me.

  2. Jane Heller

    I’ve never tried Red Bull, Julia. I don’t even drink coffee. I’m over-caffeinated as it is and would be bouncing off the ceiling.

    I think I’ll be a little more gentle in my comments, Paul. I do want to sell books after all.

  3. crazy19canuck

    Paul – The best Maple Leaf stab I heard was from my cousin. He said that all you have to do is remind them that the last time they won the Cup, the photos were in black and white! I don’t know if it’s true but I loved it! Then again I’m NOT a Leafs fan at all.

    Jane – Wow…really? Now I’m not going to be able to go to bed! That’s too cool to miss! I hope I can stay awake that long…Good thing I don’t have to get up early tomorrow, and my little guy is all better. 🙂 Good Luck tonight!

    Oh and before I forget to mention it again, I think having Sarah Jessica Parker play you in a movie would be awesome! If only…


  4. Jane Heller

    It’s 1:30 am Eastern Time, everybody. It’ll only be 10:30 pm here in California, so I get off easy. But Holder’s show is the graveyard shift in the East: midnight to 3 am. Should be fun!

  5. letsgoyankees

    Let’s go NJ Devils! Brodeur for the shutout record!
    Just want to mention Devils are my third love, behind Yankees (first) and Giants (second).

  6. crazy19canuck

    Two records in one season – Marty can do it!
    (It’s 9:25 PM and I’m still awake! – Only 4 hours to go!)

  7. crazy19canuck

    Do you know how many spelling mistakes I make at this hour? LOL! Trying to write an entry is getting impossible!

  8. Jane Heller

    Yeah! I’m listening to the show on their web site. The guest on right now wrote a book about following the Rolling Stones around. So I guess my story about following the Yankees around won’t sound so strange!

  9. Jane Heller

    The other thing that could be nagging at Brodeur is the alimony he’s being forced to pay to his ex-wife. Ouch!

  10. Jane Heller

    Canuck, if I had to pay an ex-spouse the amount of money he’s been ordered to pay, I think I’d skate EXTRA hard.

    It does sound like B&B, Paul. Which reminds me, do you hate Rick as much as I do? I was sorry when they didn’t kill him off.

  11. PAUL

    Hee hee!!! I DO hate Rick; I was telling my fiancee the other day how annoying he is and that I wished he’d gotten blown up in the explosion. The actor himself gets on my nerves too. She watches One Life To Live and he used to be on that one as well.
    They should bring Deacon back; he was always good for a larff. I’ll never forget the episode when Deacon’s step father showed up and HAd…THis…HALTing…WAY…Of…TALKing!!! He beat up Deacon, stole his money and held the bills up in the air triumphantly as he screamed “HaPPY…BIRTHday…TA ME!!!”. The joke around here is that he wound up with only fifty bucks and should’ve screamed, “HaPPY…BIRTHday…TA…ME!!!! FIVE CRIsp TEn DOLlar BIlls!!!”

    P.S. To everyone else reading this and thinks it’s a little off that I know all this stuff about a soap opera? I’m STRAIGHT!!!!

  12. Jane Heller

    Is that true? I don’t remember it, Paul, but anything was possible with Uncle Junior. And Brooke is a who-er. LOL.

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