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Goodbye, Brian Anthony Bruney

With today’s news that Bruney was traded to the Nationals for a draft pick (please let whoever it is be good), I thought we should give the former Yankee a nice send-off.
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He came to us after having been DFA-ed by the Diamondbacks and left by the side of the road somewhere in Arizona.
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After a stint in the minors, he arrived in the majors looking downright flabby.
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A reliever who was used in several situations, he was impressive but inconsistent and I, for one, got tired of hearing about his “good stuff” because he always seemed to walk the leadoff batter. He decided to go on a diet in the off-season and showed up in Tampa 20 pounds lighter.
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He pitched well – so well that he was supposed to be Mo’s 8th inning set-up guy. But then tragedy struck: the same dreaded lisfranc injury that had robbed us of poor Wang.
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He avoided surgery and returned to the team, but he was never the same. He tried shaving his head. He tried changing the number on his uniform. He tried biofeedback, acupuncture and psychic intervention. He even tried visiting a faith healer.
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(See him standing off to the right, behind the guy in white?) Despite his best efforts, he was relegated to the role of mop-up man.
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Frustrated and unhappy, he lashed out at K-Rod after the Mets closer gave one of his “performances” on the mound.
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“A tired act” is what Bru called K-Rod’s celebration, verbalizing what most Yankee fans were already thinking. The remark came back to bite Bru the next day while the two teams were warming up on the field.
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K-Rod took exception but no punches were thrown, and Bruney eventually apologized.
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And now Brian Bruney is gone. Yes, he has become a Nat.
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I wish him the best of luck with his new team and urge him to remember the great times he had as a Yankee whenever he gets sad. I mean, he did win the World Series. That’s nothing to sneeze at.
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