A-Sab Speaks: “I’m a Saks Girl”

So I wasn’t wrong. Amber Sabathia, who attended the press conference at which her husband and his new sidekick, A.J. Burnett, were introduced to the media at Yankee Stadium, admitted that she had reservations about raising her family in the New York area.
Pictured with Karen Burnett and little Serena Girardi, A-Sab explained that it was She-Fan – on this very blog! – who convinced her otherwise.
“She-Fan said, ‘You’re going to love the suburbs,” A-Sab revealed to Sam Borden of The Journal News. “She told me the schools were good and the pediatricians were good and the supermarkets were good. And then she said the magic words: ‘They have a Saks Fifth Avenue.'” A-Sab giggled to Sam. “I’m a Saks girl.”
Takes one to know one. I spotted the princess in her the first time I saw the copper gown.
When she and I had spoken on the phone a couple of weeks ago, I described the Saks on Fifth Avenue and 49th Street in excruciating, department-by-department detail. “The shoe department is so big it has its own zip code.”
People will claim it was the $161 million the Yankees agreed to pay Cee Cee that sealed the deal, but it was the line about Saks that did it.
Right after the press conference, A-Sab called and asked if I wanted to go shopping. “I’m dying to see the store,” she said, practically panting. “I need to buy something special. A-Rod invited us to dinner with him and Madonna.”
So off we went on her first trip to Saks. She wanted special? I would show her special. That’s the good news.
The bad news was that since she had unlimited funds and nothing but time, I was stuck spending three hours in the women’s designer department watching her try on clothes. 
Yeah, bor-ing.
First there was this Dolce & Gabbana leopard number.
I told her it might bring out the cattiness in Madonna and she should think about something less competitive.
Next she looked at this black Versace gown with the fitted satin top.
I said it was more appropriate for a charity gala. She’s a little naive when it comes to this stuff.
She squealed over this ruffled silk Carolina Herrera dress.
“Teal isn’t your color,” I said, struggling to keep my eyes open.
“What about this one?” she said hopefully. “Cee Cee likes me in orange.”
“Whatever,” I said. “Buy it and let’s go.” I was miffed that I wasn’t invited to dinner with A-Rod and Madonna, not to mention that I had better things to do than be her babysitter.
I was getting up to leave when she tapped me on the shoulder. “Wait, She-Fan,” she said with a mischievous smile.
That’s when the saleslady brought out this chiffon Vera Wang.
“Amber, it’s beautiful,” I said, my heart thumping.
“It’s yours. Just a little thank you.”
“Oh, wow.” 
I could have refused the gift. I could have gotten all huffy and said I didn’t take tips. I could have pretended I could afford my own Vera Wang dress. But I didn’t do any of those things.
“I’ll take it,” I told the saleslady. “Could you ship it to California?”
A-Sab and I high-fived. We were BFFs for sure.


  1. juliasrants

    You deserve more then a dress Jane! Maybe Cashman can find a few millions to send your way. Kind of like a finders fee! You should have at least held out for the Versace! You could have worn it to a film screening; the dress is gorgeous!


  2. Jane Heller

    I couldn’t wear the orange one either, Kylie. And I’m not sure why Serena Girardi is even in that picture!

    LOL, Julia. I should have held out for one of those dresses. But I never go anywhere that requires formal attire. I wear jeans to the movie screenings. It’s that laid back California thing.

  3. Jane Heller

    Cashman in a Chien-Ming Wang. Now that I’d like to see, Duque. For all I know he does wear dresses when he wants to kick back and have some fun.

  4. Jane Heller

    They’re expensive, all right, Kaybee. I got them off the Saks web site. One of them – the Versace, I think – was $4200. But Amber can afford it.

    Yeah, V. I was thinking of those hazing outfits too. I liked the Wizard of Oz theme the best when Kennedy was supposed to be Dorothy. Wonder if he’ll make it back this year.

  5. neal07

    I’m glad Amber has a BFF already. If we now ship in a BFF for CC, we’ll be set. I have an idea. Someone he’s played with before. Someone he teamed with in a rotation for a half season that led their team to their first postseason since 1983. The one they call Sheets.

  6. Jane Heller

    Sounds like the Yankees got turned off by Sheets after reading his medical records, Neal. That’s what I’ve read anyway. After signing AJ, they’re probably afraid of the risk. Which is why they need to sign Pettitte already!

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