Another Day, Another DUI

According to Fox Sports, former Yankees pitcher Luis Vizcaino was arrested for driving under the influence in Tampa yesterday. Luckily, the Rays weren’t in town or he could have had a fender bender with, say, Carl Crawford. Things happen for a reason, right? Maybe it’s good that the World Series is stalled up in Philly.

Viz, who spent last season with the Rockies, really should have watched this video before getting into his car stinking of booze. He would have learned that even when you say you’re not drunk, you’re drunk.


  1. levelboss

    are you voting this year Jane? if so, for who? and why?
    (if you don’t want to answer, please just say so.. i know it’s a personal thing big time; i only ask out of SHEER curiosity)

  2. Jane Heller

    It’s a reasonable question, levelboss. I just don’t want to get bombarded by spammers or robocalls with less than a week to go until the election! So while I’m happy to answer most personal questions (if you read my forthcoming book, you’ll see I’m very candid about myself, flaws and all), I’ll keep this one to myself.

  3. Jane Heller

    I don’t think it’s about celebrity, Jeff. I really don’t. So many people drive drunk and they aren’t famous. It’s just that we hear about the famous ones. Well, I guess there is a difference: The celebs have nicer cars.

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